secret-paranoia:

http://secret-paranoia.tumblr.com

sassy-spoon:

When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda

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sassy-spoon:

When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda

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meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

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thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

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planetaryelastic:

cognitivedissonance:

tamed:

run-from-my-past:

askgangsterthor:

katesgotabow:

shieldagentmaller:

orithyea:

prnd:

Keeping this… forever…
Excuse me as I copy this down. :o

keeping for reference



I’ve had one of these since high school. My English teacher was adamant about never using said unless we had to.

omg…this is so…amazing… 

for the people who write and only say “he said”, “she said”, “they said”… ugh

every writer’s dream

Are you a journalist writing a straight news story? If yes, disregard. If no, please, print this. Put it in your back pocket. Save it to your computer. KEEP IT.

A lot of publishers see using too many synonyms for “said” as unprofessional. “Said” is almost like a punctuation kind of word, just there to ensure that the thing in quotation marks was actually said out loud. Be careful about using synonyms just because. Try to use them mainly when they actually add something to the picture in the reader’s mind. 
(Just my opinion.)
dulldrops:

platinia:


Bottled up emotions.

This is art

Love it
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